2 Blues Bros. With A Truck (Albuquerque)
May 3, 2012 18:51:54 GMT -5
Post by Steam McQueen on May 3, 2012 18:51:54 GMT -5
Funny. Here's the entire ad ...
albuquerque.craigslist.org/lbs/2990515952.html
First of all this is no joke.
★ 2 Blues Bros. With A Truck ★ FOR RENT ★ We have a truck, a big truck, 16' long with a huge enclosed box and a lift gate. We have moving blankets, dollies, rope and a lot of free time.
We're cheap but not too cheap. We won't take advantage of you but we need fair compensation for our work and the use of our big truck. We work hard and we're honest too. We don't break things and we don't snoop or steal. Like some other workers we won't stare or whistle at your wife or teenage daughter, that's totally unprofessional. We're just ★ 2 Blues Bros. With A Truck ★ and we can help you move just about anything. See the bottom of this ad for a list of things we don't move.
Our truck is clean and since we quit drinking and smoking years ago your stuff won't smell like Marlboro cigarettes or Budweiser. We need work because we're putting the band back together and we need some musical instruments, I hope you understand.
We have a truck that's doing nothing and since we were doing the same we thought we should do something. Call us and tell us what you need and we'll show up if we have a deal. We accept cash, certified check or money order. Sorry but we don't do trades unless you have a 1974 Dodge Monaco in good running condition, cigarette lighter not required.
Like I said this is no joke, we are starting a business. If you're serious please call and if you hire us we'll do our very best.
If you're happy with the job we do accept tips. However, if you're unhappy with the job, we still accept tips.
Thanks for thinking about ★ 2 Blues Bros. With A Truck ★
Sincerely,
Jake
★ 2 Blues Bros. With A Truck ★ FOR RENT ★ We have a truck, a big truck, 16' long with a huge enclosed box and a lift gate. We have moving blankets, dollies, rope and a lot of free time.
We're cheap but not too cheap. We won't take advantage of you but we need fair compensation for our work and the use of our big truck. We work hard and we're honest too. We don't break things and we don't snoop or steal. Like some other workers we won't stare or whistle at your wife or teenage daughter, that's totally unprofessional. We're just ★ 2 Blues Bros. With A Truck ★ and we can help you move just about anything. See the bottom of this ad for a list of things we don't move.
Our truck is clean and since we quit drinking and smoking years ago your stuff won't smell like Marlboro cigarettes or Budweiser. We need work because we're putting the band back together and we need some musical instruments, I hope you understand.
We have a truck that's doing nothing and since we were doing the same we thought we should do something. Call us and tell us what you need and we'll show up if we have a deal. We accept cash, certified check or money order. Sorry but we don't do trades unless you have a 1974 Dodge Monaco in good running condition, cigarette lighter not required.
Like I said this is no joke, we are starting a business. If you're serious please call and if you hire us we'll do our very best.
If you're happy with the job we do accept tips. However, if you're unhappy with the job, we still accept tips.
Thanks for thinking about ★ 2 Blues Bros. With A Truck ★
Sincerely,
Jake
WE DO NOT MOVE THE FOLLOWING: Clams, crabs, fish or poultry. Cattle or livestock. Radioactive waste. Car batteries in bulk, we'll move 1 or 2 that are placed inside separate small plastic storage containers. Weeds or grass trimmings. Car Motors, unless they are properly secured to an engine dolly and they are completely wrapped with plastic. Gasoline, oil or grease. Asbestos. Industrial chemicals. Tanks or automobiles. Anything that stinks or smells bad. Dynamite or explosives. Drugs or illegal substances. Children or pets. Nuns, we'll move their stuff but Nuns are not allowed in the truck, sorry. Anything else is fair game, just tell us what you want moved, if it's a problem we'll tell you up front. Thank you from ★ 2 Blues Bros. With A Truck ★
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